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myeviltwincorvinnia:

She gave me three… by ~MrsMersey
humansofnewyork:

“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”
nevver:

Okay then
funnyordie:

The Debate is Over
Now carry on arguing about creamy vs. crunchy.


foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

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winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

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